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Beer... Now theres a temporary solution. ~ Homer Simpson
Beer... Now theres a temporary solution. ~ Homer Simpson ~ Soup of the Day – Spicy Cucumber….3.95/4.95 Crispy Teriyaki Duck Wings (6) - crispy o...

“You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your
“You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken ~ S P E C I A L ...

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by
“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty scale.” ~ Jarod Kintz ~ S P E C I A L S Beef Vegetable Soup.....

“If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then
“If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.” ~ Matt Haig ~ S P E C I A L S Eds Shrimp Bi...

“I’ve never been swimming, and that’s because it’s never
“I’ve never been swimming, and that’s because it’s never been more than half an hour since I last ate.” ~ Artie Lange Jr ~ S P E C I A L S ...

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” ~ Albert Einstei...

“An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for
“An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.” ~ George Jean Nathan ~ S P E C I A L S French Onion Soup........