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This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she has
This woman just stared at the beer in my cup holder, like she has never seen a cup holder on a grocery cart before. This is ridiculous: www contains ...

So does screaming at my daughter in Chuck E. Cheese because she
So does screaming at my daughter in Chuck E. Cheese because she wont share her game tokens with me make me a bad parent? Just kidding! I have no clue ...

So apparently there is no such thing as a St. Paddys Day Santa and
So apparently there is no such thing as a St. Paddys Day Santa and now Im not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall. Whenever Im in an elevator wi...

I like to skip when Im carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever
I like to skip when Im carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping person of starting fires. Weve been doing this for years, I sim...

*turns on deep-fryer* - *tosses in chicken nuggets* - *adds
*turns on deep-fryer* - *tosses in chicken nuggets* - *adds chamomile and lavender* - *recites from the Book of Shadows* ~~ Voila, Wiccan Nuggets ! ...

Does it count as saving someones life if you just refrain from
Does it count as saving someones life if you just refrain from killing them ? Oh, Tigger Please - Ghetto Winnie the Pooh. I love how people say they...