- - Preliminary pitch report from Red Zone, Islamabad. By Fayyaz Walana Serena & Aabpara ki pitches ko reject kartey howey Red Zone ki Pukhta pitch tuk pounchney ya na pounchn sakney ki aasaab shikkan jang ko cricket ki zabaan mein biyaan kiya jayey tu, howa yoon keh IK apney jarihaana mood mein pehley hee wazih kar chukka thaa keh mein apni zindagee ka khatarnaak treen bouncer karaaney lugga hoon agar MNS ney hook karney ki koshish ki tu bhaari nuqsaan uthaaye ga. Googly Bowler Chaudhary Nisar ney IK aur TUQ kay aaj kay aakhri two overs sey MNS ko bachaaney kay liyey aakhri koshish kartey howey press conference mein googly phainkee keh red zone has been handed over to Pak Army On the other hand IK & TUQ were told from the concerned quarters and script in their hands also says that Army is not going to budge. Ik and TUQ started their last over of the day alternativlt from the both sides of the pitch, crowd of thousands in the ground and millions sitting in front of their television screens were on their toes. As IK started his longest run up of his life, viewers were holding their breath, cheerleaders, wearing colorful dresses, mostly females had crossed the sideline in their excitement. Jubilation was touching K2, team members and well wishers of MNS were praying for him, some closed their eyes in fear. IK bowled the most aggressive ball then, it was a wild bouncer as expected,. Nothing happened, MNS duck under it. IK was so calculative in his move as if MNS try to play, he was going to get caught on the boundary. On the other end, TUQs line and length was so good. His ball landed from the back side of the parliament lodges and if MNS was not going to cover the stumps and to bring his bat down timely, TUQs ball was about to hit the middle wicket. MNS didt add a single score in his yesterdays total but Thanks God, he survived. Now, Red zone pitch is the best available and result oriented pitch of the country, if we look into the most recent history of the country. According to the script, test match game is over now and limited over game is about to start. Designers of the game wants to get rid of it ASAP bcoz they are very well aware of the fact that IK & TUQ cant bear and afford each other very long together, in the same ground on the same pitch. Their cheer leaders, their dresses, emotional songs and dances are altogether very different. Initially, to create hype and give it a tempo, it was necessary to keep them at a distance and give them enough time to charge their respective spectators and get ready for the final round of the play. Now, negotiations will start under the guidance of the powerful representatives of the 3rd umpire. Options on the table will be; 1 - MNS opt to resign from the captaincy of his team, name a new captain (Googly bowler Chaudhary Nisar has bright chances) who can go for a few major changes in the rules of the game and announce a democratic match in near future (within 12 months or more) under the supervision of neutral umpires, I mean newly constituted election commission. (MNS will offer resignation from MSS only at this point of time but he wont resign - MNS will prefer to be ousted by whom, who can do it so) - To get sympathy vote in future. 2 - Get out of the ground, leaving your helmets, gloves, pads everything here AS IT IS and someone (a national government) will carry on for next minimum 12 months. Theyll be responsible for everything from here on. To clean the mess, do necessary changes in the system and arrange free fair democratic electoral game. 3 - Last and the final option, which is off course very unpleasant for all - Yeh KHAKI apni fitrat mein na NOORI hai na NAARI hai.
Posted on: Tue, 19 Aug 2014 22:17:41 +0000
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