❌❌-Laughter time-❌!❌ -Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega.. 1 saal baad santa phone pe: Wajan to kam ho gaya, magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu❓❓ ------------------------------ Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye Santa: Chal Suicide kar le Banta: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai, Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega ---------------------------- Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!! -------------------------- Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!! -------------------------------- Techer- pani me rahne vale 5 jiv batao.? Student- mendak. Tech- very good char bolo.? Student- uski maa , uska baap , uski behan aur uska bhai ..
Posted on: Sat, 22 Jun 2013 00:54:14 +0000
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