-The Colossus- Be careful of what you listen to. Im doing my best duty in the bathroom at work. (You see what I did there.) My headphones still in my ears, and suddenly, the song below starts playing. I do not recommend this while being on a toilet. Why? Because it turns anything you do into an epic goddamned quest. Walking your dog? Youre now treading with your horse into uncharted lands. Shopping? No, youre running through the labyrinth, searching for the treasure that may aid in your quest given by the gods. Taking a shit? No, I was purging the darkness that shuns the light from my body. Facing my inner demons atop my (porcelain) steed as we faced oncoming doom head on for the sake of our loved one. We would climb any mountain. I knew no foe I could not defeat. This was the test. The crucible. They could destroy my body, for I knew no fear. This struggle was mine and I could smell success. (Among other things.) I pulled the reins as hard as I could. (Or was that toilet paper, it was getting a bit hard to remember.) I commanded my steed onward, sword in hand. (Wait, or was that my pencil. No, it didnt matter.) And we rode into certain death. Shit of the Colossus.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 21:23:16 +0000
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