-when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy - TopicsExpress

-when the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy who insulted you in traffic. -you go apologise tire. -when you tell your friend,ur mama!!! and you turn around and see his or her mum looking at you. - meehn,you go collect plenty slap. -when mosquito lands on your fathers bald head and you try to kill it wit your bare hand. -you must provide a proof ohh! -when patience ebele is your english teacher before WAEC. -Na A1 you go get,no worry. -when victor valdes wins goal keeper of the year. -fans go faint tire. -when you update salary things on facebook and your landlord comments on it. -you go travel go villa by force. -when you are in a bus and you throw away your 500 naira note instead of gala wrapper. -o boy,you go feel like jumpin out of the bus. -when your dad works at NEPA and they take light,and you shout,God punish NEPA! and he dey there wit you. -na your mama go start paying your school fees. -when you dey on top of okada and the okada man dey ping. -na authomatic ticket to baba God be dat. -when you finish eating in a hotel and you find out dat your wallet fell in a taxi. -just start to prepare your grammer. -when you give beggar 1000 naira note instead of 50 naira. -no change your mind,na generosity.. #NaijJokes #MyNaij