0bama News Alert: Former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said “a trained ape” would have better foreign policy skills than President 0bama. Rumsfeld hammered the President’s diplomatic dealings with Afghanistan, as Rumsfeld defended the Afghans for supporting Russian leader and Alpha-male Vladimir Putin. In a kick to the groin of President Obama this weekend, Afghan President Karzai told visiting U.S. congressmen in Kabul that he recognized Russia’s take-over of Crimea as “the free will of the Crimean people.” Afghanistan joins Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Syria, Venezuela and North Korea and other 3rd world tyrant crazy nations in supporting Putin. Rumsfeld blames 0bama for alienating the Afghans. Rumsfeld said “By golly gosh, 0bama has trashed Karzai publicly over and over and over. It’s no wonder Karzai kicked 0bama in the balls.” Rumsfeld accused 0bama administration special envoy Richard Holbrooke, VP Crazy Joe Biden, ex-Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and 0bama himself as those who have trashed Karzai publicly. “I really think it’s understandable given the terrible, terrible diplomacy that the United States has conducted with Afghanistan over the past several years,” Rumsfeld added, defending Karzai. In particular, Rumsfeld pointed to the Obama administration’s failure to secure a status of forces agreement with Afghanistan. “A trained ape could get a status of forces agreement. It doesn’t take a genius. In fact even President Clinton had a trained ape in the State Department during his presidency. Oh no... that was Warren Christopher, he just looked like a chimp. ” The Ape Anti-Defamation League commented that their organization was not offended by Rumsfeld’s comments. “We agree with Mr. Rumsfeld. Many of our ape membership could easily handle the role of diplomat or Ambassador. Look at Dr. Zaius the orangutan actor from the “Planet of the Apes” movies, he would be fantastically qualified to be Secretary of State in a 0bama administration. We have other members such as Cheetah from the Tarzan movies, Bonzo the chimp who worked with President Reagan. Anyone of these apes could do a much better job than an inexperienced 20 something flunky in the 0bama White House.” John C. Bieber satirically reporting.
Posted on: Wed, 26 Mar 2014 03:13:48 +0000
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