1.Covenant University: school fee N832,000, ranked= 6th... Unilorin: school fees N25,000, ranked=1st. How wise is ur dad 2.Facebook Definition 0f Boy Friend A Person Who Has To Like All d Status& Photos of His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad & ugly dey are . 3.Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush hes been using since 2012! Ki lo de!! 4.Sitdown we nid to talk2 u is one sentence dat has d power 2make u remember every badthing youve ever done in ur life. 5.Ladies b looking lyk rainbows nowadays. Red weave,Orange nails,Yellow teeth, Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips 6.Why count ur moni in front of d ATM? Will u return if its incomplete or is der a button dat says incomplete? 7.My child, if NYSC posts u2 a violent state, reject it o. Even d ßible says Fear North. 8.For d 1st time in mylife I saw people get on a bus 1by1 in Oshodi. No pushing or touching. Ebola has taught Nigerians manners. 9.A Bentley jst bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki.d 2owners came out, inspected d damage, exchanged business cards &left. 10.CONFUSION is wen u go steal meat4rm d pot, & u 4get weda d spoon was on top or inside d pot. 11.E get d kain hunger wen go catch u ehn...U go begin c chewing gum as food. 12.It is only Nigeria Police datll stop ur car &do d work of VIO, LASTMA & Road Safety 2geda. 13.Bollywood Has Taught Me dat once u decide2 start dancing on d street, Every1u meetll kw d steps& join u 14.Why is it dat wen u transport sometin by car, its called a shipment?But wen u transport sometin by ship, its called cargo? 15.I gave up on Nigerias justice system d day I saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel 4rm my generator at midnight. 16.My cousin said an aeroplane can land smoothly on Banky Ws head. 17.If after snapping wit #SamsungGalaxy KZoomu still luk ugly jst forget it bcos ur ugliness is peak milkITS IN U 18. SINCE 1990 deyve been telling us abt leaders of 2morow yet we still av fadaz of yesterday in power
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