1. Dis is Jonathans way of punishing nigerians for making fun of his wife 2. Now, if He puts on AC 4 U in d Car, den He really loves U 3. Dont be shocked if u try 2 burn a thief with fuel and pple start slapping u instead...be wise 4. Enugu 2 Lagos by bus now 17k. some pple cant even come back Lagos 4rm village.. Lobatan . This is deportation Lagos has been praying for. 5. Next time my girl asks me to take her somewhere expensive, id drive her to the petrol station 6. BREAKING NEWS: Stolen car found ... fuel missing!!!=D:( >=) 7. Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales. 8. No more burning of thieves. Say yes to drowning or hanging 9. Date your neighbour or die trekking 10. A car was snatched at gunpoint today and the owner was screaming MY FUEL; MY FUEL 11. Host: What do i offer you? Visitor: Ill take fuel..=D. 12. Nig police set 2 increase bribe rates from #50 to #141. 13. Abuja Big Boy spotted oppressing as He Left His Engine On while Waiting for Girlfriend. 14. Island Boy Friend + Mainland Girl Friend = Long Distance Relationship Customer : How much you dey cut hair for here? Barber : Oga naa 100naira with Nepa but 800Naira with Gen! Customer: abeg flash me when Nepa bring light. #Jokes #Funny
Posted on: Tue, 27 May 2014 11:02:20 +0000
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