1. Driving 65 in a 35 so you can come to a screeching halt at a stoplight a quarter of a mile later makes you a shortsighted, horrible human. Leave your house five minutes earlier. 2. I didnt buy music for other people because I dont want to hear their music. Bonus: I dont expect you to listen to mine. 3. Work on your relationships as hard as you do your candy crush score. 4. Few problems fix themselves. Dont expect to get lucky. Grab a hammer. 5. Most problems can be solved with a hammer. 6. Think for one second about other people unless youre a sociopath. If you are, I guess you have a doctors note. Seriously, seven billion people and were all self absorbed. Go local sports team! 7. You probably think that song was about you. 8. New is new. New is not better. Better is improvement. Better can be old improving. People who are obsessed with the new are called apple customers. Lots of great stories about apples and new. 9. There is a solution to tons of problems. For 4999.99, Ill share it face to face. Once shared, youll be thrilled at how often it works. 10. People who like animals more than humans probably think their love is reciprocated. Animals are useful, helpers. They have a place. They wont save the world. They may somehow be used to save the world (if such a jokingly stupid concept was feasible), but sparky wont set out a plan, make the plan happen, and reap the benefits. No. Dont sit through a horror movie where people get killed left and right only to bemoan the death of the dog...seriously. You might want to recheck that sociopath comment earlier. Oh? You are? Doctors note.
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 03:40:16 +0000
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