1) “Jangan gembira sangat dapat isteri putih melepak, hidung - TopicsExpress

1) “Jangan gembira sangat dapat isteri putih melepak, hidung macam Ferrari, bonet macam lori, kerana kamu tanggung dosa dia dari hujung rambut hingga hujung kaki! ” 2) “Bidadari syurga bukan untuk lelaki handsome yang kuat tenaganya, tetapi untuk lelaki yang handsome akhlaknya serta kuat imannya. ” 3) “S: Apa hukum cium mulut awek? Ustaz: Haram. Kahwin dulu, nak cium semua tempat pun boleh, 24 jam day & night! ” 4) “Soalan peperiksaan yang sebenarnya kita mesti lulus cemerlang ialah SPM, iaitu Soalan Padang Mahsyar. Jika gagal, SPM yang ini tak boleh diulang. ” 5) “Awek yang bertudung tetapi berbuat maksiat, jangan dikeji dia bertudung; tetapi tegurlah perbuatan maksiatnya, barulah gentleman ” 6) “Cantik / handsome mana pun kamu, itu sementara saja sebab akan hodoh juga bila dah tua kerepot. Cantik yang sebenar adalah di akhirat, di dalam syurga. ” #Koleksi Jenaka Santai UAI#

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