1. Maybe I am looking WAAAAY too deeply in this, and I apologize if I am. But Rileys body language as she walked to the BBQ looked to me to be like “Ugh. Why do I have to be here?” Granted, shes an adolescent, and adolescents think everything is stupid, but more and more, I am seeing strong elements of Joyce in her personality, which means they are likely also strong elements of Kandis personality. 2. OK, as much as it pains me, just this once, I think I may need to be on Joyces side on this one. Kandi, you were telling your moms business throughout the family, broadcasting it to whoever will listen. I know its YOUR house that got messed up, but its not like any of your relatives are going to help you get the house back in order. I almost cant blame Joyce for feeling a certain type of way. No one likes to come to family functions and find out that they have beeen the topic of shady discussion. However, the irony is not lost on me, that now Kandi has reversed the dynamic by now being the one dragging Joyce and her man. 3. I cant lie. Demetria looks good. Real good. 4. Umm, Demetria. Come in close. I want to say this so only you can hear it. If you are with a man for 8 years and you two arent married, and his good friends didnt know yall were together....ummm, that dude isnt your boyfriend. 5. Umm, is Roger Bobb a billionaire? 6. Damn, Kenya and Claudia. * Getting my 5 $20 bills changed into 100 singles * 7. Wow. Someone giving Kenya “coo coo crazy”? Thats something. 8. “I feel that gays are very special people. And I have one. Check!” 9. “Someone asked me if you were already pregnant.” Wait, what? #ThatsNotVeryNice 10. “You want me to go and get you one of them Bedroom Kandi boxes?” Wait, what? #ThatsNotVeryNice 11. You know what? As I trudge through this masters program, I have decided that my goal in life is to have an important and prominent enough job where I can sit in my power office in jeans and sneakers and having Kenya Moore come pay me a visit and gratuitously compliment me. Or Jordin Sparks. Or Misty Copeland. #DontJudgeMe 12. Naw Roger, she doesnt want to play a man. Shell leave the cross dressing to your former boss. 13. Lets keep it 100. Based on Rogers interaction at his meeting with Kenya....if we were to take a blacklight and shine it on the couch in his office, how many womens DNA do you think we would likely find? 14. I know I have asked this several times before, but do people really have full on parties for releasing a music video? 15. Portia, I know you arent talking about anyone. Arent you a card carrying side chick since Kordell left you? 16. Yo, I cant even front. Kenya is banging. You can clown her for her antics all you want, but to deny she is stunning is pure hateration and/or holleration. 17. Kenya, all these little slick side comments about Roger and Demetria is exactly why everyone thought you were scheming on Apollo. 18. Now I am not a woman, but if a woman says to another woman, “you dont have to worry. I dont want your man...” That sounds like an insult to me. Like “umm, if I wanted your man, youd have a [effing] problem because hed be coming with me.” 19. Apollo was hugging Brandon not because he is a good guy, he is just trying to ease into his transition to life behind bars. 20. No one finalized the DVD after they recorded it. Thats why it wouldnt play. #AVNerdLife 21. Lets be clear. As ridiculous as Apollo is acting and sounding in that night club, I honestly cant feel a lot of sympathy for Phaedra. She is one who picked someone freshly released from prison to marry and have children with. 22. “Who needs Demetrias video when I could watch this episode of Lockdown?” Nice burn, Kenya.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Dec 2014 04:04:53 +0000
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