1. My BFF for helping me finally understand the genius that is Whataburger. 2. My mom for pulling me out of the freakishly smart Doogie Howser kids class after my epic 6 year-olds meltdown about missing out on making glitter glue macaroni tambourines. 3. My dad for validating my ADHD Fidget Syndrome as part of my genetic charm. Salad. 4. My 18 month-old Nieces overall positive constructive criticism of my cupcake-baking abilities. 5. My Houston Family in-laws for not being weirded out by my many personal and professional uses of glitter. 6. My UT peeps for their unconditional acceptance of my love of boy bands and my inability to grasp the fundamentals of Asiatic geography. 7. My GSAH peeps for loving me through the difficult Funyun years. 8. My long time SWT peeps for making reunion parties way less awkward. 9. My high school (and beyond) peeps for making me feel like I may have actually invented post-its. 10. My new(ish) music teachery peeps for helping me remember the importance of good dental hygiene and for always having a loving margarita for me to lean on in difficult times. 11. My hair stylist for bringing me the life-changing concepts of side-swept bangs and low lights. 12. The one cashier at the grocery store who still cards me for boxed wine. 13. My cats for serving as clichéd substitutes for human children, and for giving me the confidence to believe that if given the right tools and enough time, any bodily fluid stain can be removed from micro suede. 14. Barry Manilow. 15. The juvenile obesity epidemic that allows me to continue shopping in the Juniors section. 16. Effective, non-toxic remedies for bacne. 17. Nutella. 18. The 14 pages on injury prevention in Prancercise: The Art of Physical and Spiritual Excellence. 19. The clearance section at DSW. 20. High fructose corn syrup. 21. Spanx. 22. The seat warmer in my car. 23. Two-fer Tuesdays. 24. Salmon-colored shorts. 25. Hanson. 26. Awkward Family Photos () for making me feel way less that-episode-of-Different-Strokes-where-creepy-neighbor-dude-shows-the-kids-that-dirty-cartoon weird about my mostly-nekkid-10-year-old-me-with-chicken-pox picture. 27. My Snark Tourettes Fans/Enablers. 28. Destinys Child. 29. The life bonding moments made possible through Laffy Taffy jokes. 30. Bouncey castles with an open bar. #thankfulofawesome
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 06:05:57 +0000
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