1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any -Albert Einstein (1872) 2. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit –Fela Kuti (1990) 3. He who fully unwraps a Sharwama eating it cannot keep a secret -Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything-Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) 5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member - William Shakespeare(178 8) 6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904) 7. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice has trust issues - Alexander the III (1709) 8. He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther king jnr (1931) 9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Mario Balotelli (2009) 10. Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty - Queen Elisabeth (1893). 11. He who ru ns around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- Michael Jackson (2005) 12. Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE LIGHT –Winston Churchill 1945 14. Facial expressions when PHCN brings light is not a crime but shouting UP NEPA is a sign of illiteracy- Dj Kingswagz 2014 15. If your girlfriend still dey call you honey,sweerie,cutie,boyboy,bornypie and all those mumu name,you b confirm mugu- Anonymous :D 16. He who doesnt laugh to this has teeth problem,mouth odour and laughinonephritisophobia -Dj Kingswagz 2014 17. He who laughs to this and doesnt like........... add yours... kip it rolling...
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 18:01:13 +0000