�1:Recently china airports were closed due to heavy fog ........ Later it was discovered that Rajanikanth was smoking in India!!!!!!!!!! �2:Rajanikanth did his KG from seven different places..Today those places are known as IITs!!!!!! �3:Government of india pays tax to Rajanikanth for living in India!!!!!!! �4:Definition of solar eclipse: When Rajanikanth stares at sun with anger, sun hides behind the moon. This greatest phenomena is called Solar Eclipse.........!!!!! �5:Rajanikanth woke up one day and decided he should share atleast one percent of his knowledge with the world...... Thus.......The google was born!!!! �6:Think what would have happened if Rajani would have born 150 years ago..????? British would have fought for Independance.... �7:Best Rajani joke!!!!!! Even Ghajini remembers Rajani!!!! �8:An email was sent from Mysore to Bangalore. Rajanikanth stopped it at Mandya .... �9:Why do earthquake occurs????? Because at that time Rajanikanths mobile is on vibration mode!!!!!!!!! �10:Once Rajanikanth bunked a whole day in school.....! Since then that day is known as.............Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!! �11: The pyramids in Egypt are actually............. ..........Rajanikanths primary school craft projects!!!!!!!!!!!! �12: Breaking news: ISRO does not exists anymore.....!! Rajanikanth purchased all the rockets for Diwali celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!! �13: Why did Rajani buy an acre of land wth 4 wells on each corner????? ...................... To play Carrom!!!!!! �14: Before Tom Cruise, Rajani was approached for the movie Mission Impossible, but Rajani refused as he found the title insulting..
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 03:43:31 +0000
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