1. Richard Vernon: Dont mess with the bull, young man. Youll get the horns! 2. How come Andrew gets to get up? If Andrew gets up, Ill get up, well all get up...itll be anarchy! 3. Andrew: My God, are we gonna be like our parents? Claire: [teary] Not me...ever Allison: Its unavoidable, it just happens. Claire: What happens? Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies. 4. Andrew Clark: Why do you need a fake ID? Brian Johnson: To vote. 5. John Bender: Uh, Dick? Excuse me; Rich. Will milk be made available to us? Andrew Clark: Were extremely thirsty, sir. Claire Standish: I have a really low tolerance for dehydration. Andrew Clark: Ive seen her dehydrate, sir. Its pretty gross. 6. Richard Vernon: Why did that door close? Claire Standish: I think the screw fell out, sir. Richard Vernon: Who took the screw? Bender, wheres the screw? John Bender: I dont have it, sir Richard Vernon: Dont lie to me! John Bender: Im not lying! Screws fall out, the world is an imperfect place! Claire Standish Why would anyone steal a screw, sir?
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 03:19:42 +0000
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