1).Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le - TopicsExpress



          

1).Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye? Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya hai. 2).Sardar flight mein Pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. Pilot :- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sardar :- Accha ji, ticket hum le aur gaane tum suno. 3).Sardar ko chaand per bhejne ka faisla hua. Aadhe raaste jaakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya aur chillaya :- Kamino aaj to amawasya hai, chaand to hoga hi nahi. 4).Ek Sardar ko exam mein koi sawasl nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawaal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di aur likha scratch kar ke answer padh lo. 5).Ek baar 300 sardar ship mein travel kar rahe the lekin saare marr gaye. Kaise? Ship beechme kharaab hua to dhakka dene neeche utar gaye. 6).Sardar 1st time plane mein baitha. Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur bola :- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hun aur tu stunt maar raha hai.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Jul 2013 15:28:30 +0000

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