1. Someone calls you at 2am in the night and askyou are you sleeping? Ans: no, I’m picking beans. 2. Youre making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you. 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;did you just have a bath? Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl. 4. You standing right in front of the elevator onthe ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; going up? Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch offlowers and you still asks him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, theyre... CONTINUE READING @ WWW.SPYGIST.TK now
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