1)TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher! 2)TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home! 3) TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later] Akpos: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven’t drawn anything Akpos: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope? 4) TEACHER: Akpos, your essay on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his essay? AKPOS: No Sir, it’s the same dog. 5) Akpos was writing something very slowly. A friend asked “why are you writing so slowly?” Akpos: I’m writing to my six year old son, he can’t read very fast 6) Teacher; make a sentence with the word- Green, Pink and Yellow Akpors: Everyone my phone ring Green!! I pink it up and say Yellow!! 7) Teacher; worri and the moon, which one is more far? Akpors; worri Teacher; why do you say so! Akpors; it is because you can see the moon afar but you cannot see worri. Teacher; Imagine yourself in a boat which is sinking and crocodiles all around you.what can you do to save yourself. Akpors; Very simple. Stop imagining. 9) Joba; Akpors why do you always keep d door open anytime you are taking bath. Akpors; because am scared that someone might be seeing me through d KEY HOLE. 10) Akpors; My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend. Joba; Too bad. What did you do. Akpors; I sent it to her dad.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Oct 2013 09:48:08 +0000
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