1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle. 2. Four UT - TopicsExpress

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle. 2. Four UT Longhorns in a car, who’s driving? The police. 3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new “Honor System”. Yes your Honor, No your Honor. 4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey. 5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights. 6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please rise? 7. If you see Longhorn football player on a bike, why don’t you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike! 8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids. 9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, Texas in order to allow Longhorns to walk to school. 10. What do you call it, when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior. 11. Why couldn’t the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field? It’s a parole violation to associate with known felons.

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