1. Wizkid Syndrome:A chronic tendency to create catchy and repetitive hits to a loyal fan base with a boyish charm that induces envy from peers and late-bloomers, which also hides the fact, that one is approaching quarter-life. 2. Davidotis:A psychiatric condition whereby a sufferer survives speculations of whether genuine talent or one’s father’s wealth is the source of one’s success, alongside a pervading comparison with an equally talented whiz-kid. 3. Tuface Syndrome:A rare syndrome that occurs when prodigious talent meets prodigious baby-making ability but with a legendary status, strong social equity and a staying power that keep a whole industry in awe. 4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder:A disease characterized by the feeling that one’s best days are firmly behind and, as a result, one looks for outlets to compensate for fading stardom and income, including taking relief in farming- 5. Dangotiosis:A condition marked by an obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only curable by a decision to mind one’s own business.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Oct 2014 12:10:24 +0000
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