1) You buy your girlfriend ice cream, u dey sip pure water abi u get diabetes? 2) You claim say u no dey cheat on ur guy, yet u dey receive different calls for him presence my sister...u be customer care agent? 3) You buy your girlfriend suya u come dey chop onion.... oh boy you be vegetarian? 3) U snap different pix with different cars yet u claim say u no be runs gal....my sister u be mechanic? 4) U dey sponsor your girlfriend for university yet u never write jamb....my brother u be scholarship board? 5) U ask a gal what she wants, she tell u money and u are angry, what do u expect her to say, wisdom and understanding abi? 6) Ur babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000, were she wan fix am? On top of that coconut head? 7)U have 8 tribal marks scattered all over ur body, yet u still want a tattoo ....ah my friend u be zebra? U are 6.5ft tall , u still com wear 6 inches high heel shoe...seh u wan go moon? 9) U gather diffrent gals pix for your phone yet u expect your girlfriend to believe u are nt cheating.... Uncle u be photographer? 10) He gave you an engagement ring for over 5 yrs, he never marry u, my dear u be lord of the ring? After reading this post, you laugh and you no thank me 4making u to laugh on this post....omo u stingy die...
Posted on: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 06:38:03 +0000
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