1 admi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya;jo jhuth bolne pr thapad mrta tha. BETA- papa aaj me school nhi jaunga mere pet me dard hai.(chatakh) Papa: dekha tune jhut bola is liye tujhe thappad mila, main jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jhut nhi bolta tha (chatakh). WIFE(haste hue): aap hi ka beta hai(chatakh)..gudmrng ⛔ Earthquake........call d army ⛔ Floods..........call d army ⛔ Terrorist attack........call d army ⛔ A child stuck in a borewell........call d army . . . And Other times (opening ceremony, festival gathering, programs, etc.) Call politicians....call actors / actresses ... Sad... but true in INDIA... Boss-Tumari ability? Lady secretary- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss: aur kuch Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu, Copper T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, 69 me Expert hu, aur Sabse Jaruri Baat k Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...! Boss: bas kar pagli,ab rulayegi kya? Woman to Dentist: "Its so painful I will prefer to get Pregnant than getting my cavity filled" Dentist: "Make a Decision, I will adjust the chair accordingly! 1. Dr.:- Aapke 3 daant kaise tut gaye..? Sardar:- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi. Dr.:- To khane se mana kar dete. Sardar:- Ji wo hi to kiya tha... 2. Sardar got an sms from his Girlfriend written as "I Miss You". Sardar ne apna dimag laga ke 2 ghante baad reply bheja "I Mr.You". 3. Sardar ne 1 raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha:- Aapne pehchana mujhe ko. Ladki:- Nahi aap koun ho..? Sardar:- Main wahi hu jisko aapne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha. 4. Sardar math ke paper me dance kar raha tha. Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho..? Sardar:- Yaar mere sir ne kaha tha ke her step ke no. hote h. 5. Sardar Bill gates se:- Tum pagal ho. Bill:- Why..? Sardar:- Tumhara surname Gates h aur business tum Windows ka karte ho. 6. Sardarni wrote a msg. to sardar:- Ghar kab aa rahe ho. msg. karke batao. Sardar sent msg. to her:- Nahi bata sakta msg. free nahi h. 7. 1 Sardar ne apni car ke niche kutte ko leta hua dekha to kutte ko 1 dum se kheecha aur kha:- Bhar nikal bada aaya mechanical engineer banne. 8. 1 Sardar ke ghar chor aa gya. Sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga sardar uske piche bhaga aur bhagte-2 chor se bhi aage nikal gya or bola:- 1 to chori uper se humse race. 9. Sardar ki G.F. romantic mood me:- Aaj mere ghar koi nahi h, aa jao. Sardar:- Pagal tu mere ghar aaja, yahan hum saare h, tera dil lag jayga. 10. Sardar office ja raha tha, Patni pyaar se boli:- See u in the evening. Sardar gusse se:- Dhamki kise de rahi h, main bhi tujhe dekh loonga. 11. Sardar kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya ladki ke maa baap bole humari beti abhi padh rahi h. Sardar:- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa jayenge. 12. Sardar ne 1 number dial kiya 1 ladki ne received. Sardar:- Hello kaun. Girl:- Main Seeta. Sardar:- O yaar ye to ayodhya lag gaya. Sorry Maate. 14. Public toilet me likha tha "Duniya chand pe pahuch gayi aur tu yahi baitha hai" Sardar niche likh ke aaya "Bas dho ke jaa raha hu". 15. Sardar ki beti:- Papa kal aapke ghar se 1 member kam ho jaega. Next day sardar ki beti bhag jati h. Sardar:- Ladki ne kaam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotish. 16. Sardar:- Express kitne baje h. T.T:- 1 baje. Sardar:- Local. T.T:- 9 bje. Sardar:- Aur maal gadi. T.T:- 12 baje, Abe tuze jana kaha h. Sardar:- Patri pe Potty karne. 17. Sardar ke truck pe likha tha "Chhotta Parivar, Sukhi Parivar" msg. from "Rinku, Golu, Monu, Ramu, Shamu, Sohan, Mohan, Tilu, Pinky de papa di gaddi". 18. Teacher:- Batao sacha desh bhagt kaun hota h. Sardar:- Jo enlish toilet seat par bhi Indian style me baithta ho. 19. 1 Bar sardar Rs. jama karne gya. Officer:- Ye note fata hua h, dusra do. Sardar:- Main apne A/c me jama kar rha hu, fata karu ya naya, Tujhe kya matlab h be. 20. Sardar air hostess se:- Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti h. Air hostess ne zordar thappad santa ke muh pe mara. Sardar:- Kamal h. Aadat bhi wahi h. 21. Sardar ne evrest pe dekha waha pe 1 baba gutka ragad raha tha. Sardar:- Baba ye kya h. Baba:- Masala. Sardar:- Oh to Evrest masala aap hi banate ho. 22. Pagal:- Tum muslim ho. Sardar:- Nahi, main sardar hu. Pagal:- Nahi, tum muslim ho. Sardar (gusse me):- Haan, main muslim hu. Pagal:- Lagte to sardar ho. 23. Sardar (Police station ja kar kahta h):- Mujhe phone par jaan se marne ki dhamki mil rhi h. Inspector:- Koun de rha h. Sardar:- BSNL wale, kehte h bill nahi bhara to kaat denge. 25. Sardar ka sir phat gya. Dr.:- Ye kaise hua.? Sardar:- Main chappal se pathar tod raha tha. Mujhe 1 aadmi ne bola "Kabhi khopdi" ka istemal bhi kar liya kar. Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya. Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi ! Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi phir vapas aa gai ! 3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai? Biwi:Yes Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan, main rasta bhul gaya hun.... Phone rings at night. Husband: " If its for me, then say I am not at home" Wife : " He is at home" Husband in anger : " What the HELL?" Wife : " IT WAS FOR ME"
Posted on: Sat, 29 Jun 2013 20:51:43 +0000
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