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1) arrive home to find some knob has blocked my drive with his crappy van 2) Me and my helpful neighbour Chris block him in with our cars. 3) Eventually the big lad comes to the door demanding to know why we blocked him in. 4) I give him the old Crompton death stare (cheers Mum) and unleash a verbal fury on him unlike anything he has ever witnessed (I may have used a few quotes from lesser known gangster films) 5) Lad starts to cry and runs off (....this was unexpected) 6) Thinking he may not be returning for his Van for some time now 7) Balls.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 19:26:42 +0000

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