10:35 am-printer error 10:40 am-turned printer off then back on. Printer error 10:42 am- turned computer off and on. Printer error. 10:45 am- changes network settings on printer and reinstates the wireless code. Printer error. 11:15 am- after taking a break to eat tries updating software. Printer error. 11:16 am- screams F&$k you Epson!! I have so much SAG paperwork to file come on bastard face!!!. Roommate asks if youre ok. You say no. 11:17 am- apologize to roommate 12:15 pm- after taking a break to work on other project tries downloading new Epson software. 1:00 pm- prints with confidence. Printer error. Screams burn in hell and die for your sins Epson!! 1:01 pm- roommate asks if youre alright. No 1:02 pm- apologizes to roommate. Asks if its possible to use her printer. Does. Printer error. Falls to ground dramatically. 1:15 pm- apologizes to Epson printer for saying it should burn In hell. Suggests maybe its a problem with computer and not Epson. Printer error. Cries. 1:25pm- googles how to fix. Deletes all printers from Mac and reinstalls. Printer error. Vomits. Cries. 1:45pm - googles can u get nodes from screaming at printer? 1:46 pm - decides does not have nodes just a shitty printer. 2:00 pm - bangs on printer. Printer error. 2:15 pm - calls apple care. Apple care suggests you do all the things youve already done. Asks Apple employee are you in on this with them!?!? Are you trying to drive me mad!??? Apple care employee asks if youre ok. No! 2:20 pm - burns down building. 2:30 pm - rocking back and forth in windowless room dressed as Norman Bates mom saying theyre probably watching me. Well let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. Im not even gonna swat that fly. Theyll see and theyll know... She wouldnt even harm a fly
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 19:43:50 +0000
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