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10:56am – Queenstown: Snowing. Disproportionate number of snowmen named Jon. 10:55am – Dunedin: Unconfirmed rumours of light snow. May just be cocaine. 10:37am – Christchurch: Stopped snowing. Residents confused. Should they have purchased bread or not? When do they start eating it? 10:30am – Auckland: Dreaded winter storm brings sun, blue skies. 9:41am – Christchurch: All snow watch operators unavailable as they were too busy being smartasses about bread to remember to buy any. 9:24am – Ranfurly: Ranfurly snow watch officer snowed in; unable to confirm snow. 9:16am – Christchurch: Scientists rushing samples to lab to confirm that white substance is indeed snow. Results expected in 6-8 weeks. 9:07am – Dunedin: Residents pool their bread and package it up to send to Christchurch, where it now might be of more use. 8:41am – Christchurch: Snow. Everyone rushes to close everything. 8:31am – Auckland: “Icy gales” forecast. Could turn to “Auckland snow”, which is hail. 8:02am – Wellington: Everything is damaged. Why is the rest of the country excited about this? thecivilian.co.nz/snow-watch-2013/
Posted on: Fri, 21 Jun 2013 01:20:36 +0000

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