10 REASONS WHY I DON’T ATTEND PROTESTANT CHURCHES: {ALWAYS A CATHOLIC} 1. Names like Helicopter of Christ Ministries make me sick. 2. Why do the so called Pastors always display M-Pesa pay-in numbers? 3. Did Jesus ever say Toa ElfuMojayambegu? 4. Why do the so called pastors call themselves Prophets, Bishops, Fathers, Apostles, etc.? Do they have an inch of a dick of an idea of what it takes to be a true prophet?? 5. They claim to prophesize other people’s lives, hehehehe!!! Do they really know the difference between prophecy and prediction? 6. Is there any pastor who goes to church on foot or bicycle or a boda boda? All of them have Range Rovers and Toyota Prados. Jesus Christ had a Donkey! 7. I am yet to see a pastor who will face his flock and tell them the bitter truth, badala ya magari utapata, nyumba utapata, biashara itanoga, mume utapata, cancer itakwisha leo and that kind of bullshit. 8. Soon mtaona machurch zinaitwa MWANGI KANG’ETHE MINISTRIES LTD .ama KAMAU AND ASSOCIATE WORSHIPERS LTD. etc.,etc. 9. Churches nowadays are no different to political parties. 10. I worship God the almighty NOT how my pastor became successful in life
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 05:41:05 +0000
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