10 THINGS NYC....... 1) you dont have favorite bars, you have favorite bartenders. 2) delivering pizzas on a bike for 90 days automatically qualifies you as a hollywood stuntman. 3) its impossible to drink alone. 4) you cant remember how to drive. 5) you become color blind crossing at lights. 6) oh my gosh is pronounced geddafuggouddaheyaa 7) someone pulling out a map gives you the right to start an argument with other Nu Yawkas about which is the fastest way to get somewhere. 8) you have a happy hour app on your phone. 9) its possible to pole dance even on a crowded subway. 10) go f*ck yourself is actually a compliment.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 03:03:48 +0000