10 rules for driving on a Sunday. 1. Do not exceed 30 mph or your - TopicsExpress



          

10 rules for driving on a Sunday. 1. Do not exceed 30 mph or your car will blow up. 2. Do not exceed 20 mph on a slight kink or you will crash. 3. Do not exceed 5 mph on a bend or your car will roll multiple times. 4. Ensure you drive down the middle of the road to stop the young upstart behind you from overtaking. 5. Never indicate. 6. If your over 100, today is YOUR day! 7. Play your favourite classical piece and conduct as if you where there. 8. You must not concentrate on the road, but point at sheep instead. 9. Drive your sports car like its a Austin 7. 10. Speed up in a village where speed limit is 30!
Posted on: Sun, 06 Oct 2013 10:43:41 +0000

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