10 steps to become an athlete: 1. Put on your dressing - TopicsExpress



          

10 steps to become an athlete: 1. Put on your dressing gown. 2. Try to remove your opponents dressing gown. 3. Kick his legs. 4. Fall over and curl up into a tiny ball. 5.Stay there 6. Stand up and tidy up your dressing gown. 7. Grab the arm of you opponents dressing gown. 8.Scream some made up words like ippon and Kawasaki 9. Look tired even though you havent done anything. 10. Bow. Congratulations, youre a Commonwealth athlete. Collect your medal and go home.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 17:55:53 +0000

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