10 things you MUST know if you apply to work with us. As we were going over applications tonight to hire for our church, publishing company, and driving school it seemed bleak. Let me be clear...Every business we have is a ministry. From our diner, u-haul rentals, or student dream lab we expect serous Christ centered applicants. So please remember these 10 things before you apply. 1- If you havent seen night at the Roxbury We cant take you seriously. 2- If you have never heard of the foo fighters than We really must question your decision making skills. 3- When you say that droids are the same as iPhones... We cant have drug users here..sorry. 4- If you answer the essay question Who is king of the Jews? (With Jesus) than you pass the essay part SIDE NOTE- •• also acceptable answers Neil Diamond Steven Spielberg Larry David Jerry Seinfeld 5- If you want to build a church and yet you are easily offended then youre gonna want to try working at build a bear before you try build a church 6- You MUST know what ThunderCats HO! means. Honestly, you should know that for any job you apply for. 7- We are fine if youre a hipster. Im not one but we do have several here. However... NO posers here!! You better know how to knit a cable stitch pattern buddy! And we will test you! 8- Tattoos are a plus, but we really dont need to hear the story behind every single one. Truthfully...no one does. 9- The degree you may have from a bible college or seminary matters WAY less than the degree of the humor you hold. 10- If your a tech guy and can tell us what F7 does... You hired. Be here Monday. Its toga day so dress appropriately. Bring cinnamon bears and pez. Sincerely, Michael & The Journey Team.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Mar 2014 05:05:29 +0000
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