[11:44PM, 6/14/2014] +91 98 55 484148: Height of prank - TopicsExpress



          

[11:44PM, 6/14/2014] +91 98 55 484148: Height of prank call 📞😕Hello pooja hai...? Nahi.... 😆😆To karvalo... Jai Mata Di !!!! Height of irritating someone: Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi bola na.. Boy: pen hai pen ?? Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy: hathoda hai kya..??? Girl: nahi.. Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the persons really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ✔Ek aur... Heart melting love story: Boy: I cant marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ✔Ek aur... Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well ! ................................. ✔ Baslast.. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah W Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...?? [11:44PM, 6/14/2014] +91 98 55 484148: Love V/s Daaru- . . . Love- Pagal Banata Hai Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao Faisla Aapke Haath Me . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . Ya Jiyo Ladkhadake..... . . . Jai Baatli!!😋😋 Our National Fruit is Banana🍌 and National Business is Chutia Banana.🍌!!🍌
Posted on: Sat, 14 Jun 2014 18:27:43 +0000

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