11th Husband A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to Please be gentle; Im still a virgin. What? said the puzzled groom. How can that be if youve been married ten times.? Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said hed look into it and get back with me. Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldnt get the system up. Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, .he didnt know when he would be able to deliver. Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasnt sure whether it was his job or not. Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him. But now that Ive married you, Im so excited. Wonderful, said the husband, but why? Youre with theGOVERNMENT…This time I KNOW IM gonna get SCREWED.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 23:13:08 +0000
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