12 TYPES OF STUDENTS 1. The wing man This is the guy who will always sign for you all your attendance registers, will secure a seat for you when you come late. They will give you all the class 411 and HELB updates. They are actually the most priced members in any class. 2. The unprepared student who’s always asking you for something This one will ask for virtually everything. “Boss, una biro extra?” “Buda, daro next iko saa ngapi?” “Hey, lec alisema CAT iko when?” “Hii daro ni ya 2 hours?” “Form?” 3. The tall student who always sits in front of you no matter what This type of students are those that believe that height is relative, or they are simply mean. In extreme cases, they lack full mirrors in their hostels. It’s an unwritten rule that tall guys should sit at the back or crouch if you have to be at the front, period. This also applies to short chics with very big wigs. 4. That student who always asks a long question a few minutes before the class ends These are the types that want to show the rest how much they were following the session. Or from a different angle, they simply don’t have anything to do after class. Questions should never be asked during the last ten minutes of the session, period. 5. The hot student that you try to sit next to everyday There’s this hot chic that you’ll always try to establish a forum that will set off your vibe but the success rate in such approaches are always zero, or one for the lucky ones. 6. The front rower We all know them. They even prefer ditching the class if they miss the front seats. They are the ones who used to be class monitors and snitches in high school. 7. The student who never fails to walk in late every day I have taken a great deal of my time to observe such characters. They are mostly the hot chics who would want to stage manage a Grammy entrance to every class. And then we have the type that would always come late any time they buy a new shirt, snap back or head phones. They always think they are walking in slow motion or something. 8. The teacher who you are secretly attracted to This is very common with ladies who will always concentrate on the messenger and not the message. 9. The seasonal exam friend This guy will always appear a week before exams and has different entry strategies. He would secure a convenient sitting space in an exam space and make sure all the ‘group work’ mechanisms are in place. They are fond of eating carrots before exams. 10. The politician or revolutionary student They never miss in any class…so full of announcements and conspiracy theories. They always try to dress expensively and create the ‘man of the people’ aura 11. The stifler This is the guy who always has all the information about non class issues. They will tell you who has the next birthday party or where the liquor is cheapest. They always claim to have ‘tapped’ all the hot chics but without proof. They are the guys that will struggle their way into the back stage of every campus event and make sure they get a groupie pic from any celebrity. 12. The student who only befriends you so they could skive every class and copy your notes These will always borrow your notes and photocopy them (in compressed state). Extreme cases of such students might even follow you to the exam room and photocopy your everything. Cjataja mtu
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 19:31:26 +0000
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