12 funny jokes ONE MAMA:How was your paper?.. SMARTBOI: Good, but I didnt know d past tense ofthink. I thought and thought, then finally wroteThunk. TWO How do you recognize Smartboi in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.” THREE TEACHER: If u have 10 chocolate cakes&someone asks for 2, how many would you have left? Smartboi: 10, because I won’t give –FOUR– TEACHER:Class choose between money and brain? Smartboi: I’d go for the money! TEACHER:I’d go for brain! Smartboi:Well everybody goes for what he doesn’t have! –FIVE– ALINCO: smartboi, i Just bought a new Samsung Galaxy Tablet. Smartboi: Sorry Bro. Get well soon. –SIX– CASHIER: This is the 5th same movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why please? Smartboi: The Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it –SEVEN– TEACHER:All stupid people should stand up smartboi Stands Up TEACHER: Sosmartboiyou are stupid? Smartboi: No Ma, I just can’t bear you standing alone. –EIGHT - JANE: But why is your password‘Samson’? SMARTBOI: Computer said my former password wasn’t strong enough –NINE– TEACHER: SMARTBOI, finish this sentence..‘Manyare called but………….? Smartboi: But only few have credit to call back.. –TEN– Smartboi was walking in a bush and suddenly saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down, praying to GOD to deliver him. when he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling also&praying, Smartboi asked the lion“Are u also a christian?” The lion replied,“Shut up, don’t you pray b4 you eat?. Smartboi fainted!!!! –ELEVEN– From smartboi To All My Single Ladies!!! If You have been engaged to a guy for 3 years and no wedding is forthcoming. Please, kindly remove the ring…Is your finger a key holder? –TWELVE– A Lady asked her boyfriend, Smartboi”How much do you love me ? Smartboi: I love you so much, can’t measure……. Girl : No just tell me…. Smartboi: Okay I am like a phone and you are my Sim card, there’s no me without you…… Girl : aaaaaawww that is so romantic……. (smartboi says 2 himself) See this joker !!! Im a china phone wif three sim .. One word ..
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 19:36:15 +0000
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