#1239 When I was young I would always go to my grandparents house and eat breakfast before catching the bus to school. My grandmother would cook the same thing every morning, fried eggs. Not the fried eggs with the solid yoke, but the ones where the yoke was real runny and shit. One day when on the bus I let the nastiest, most wettest, egg fart ever. It was silent so no one knew it was me. The whole bus was gagging. Everyone was blaming everone else. Finnaly they came to the conclusion that it was the retarded kid on the front seet, and he cried. I felt bad but damn I wasnt about to claim that one! And Im a goon...
Posted on: Sat, 23 Aug 2014 05:49:25 +0000