14 FUNNY THINGS WEVE LEARNT FROM MOVIES 1. If u worry about alien invasions, dont live in Gauteng, New York or LA. 2. Medieval peasants had perfect white teeth, despite eating roots and being covered in dirt 24/7. 3. A cough is an ominous indicator that terminal illness has set in. 4. No matter how catastrophic the disaster, ur pet will always survive - be it a goldfish or a Tamagotchi. 5. A cup of strong coffee and a cold shower(or even a splash of icy water on the face) is all it takes to sober up a hopelessly inebriated person. This also works if ure in a coma. 6. Feel free to stick ur head out from the wall where uve taken cover if ure ever in a gunfight - no one will shoot u, especially if u engage in coversation with the person behind u. 7. If u try hard enough, u can outrun a taxi or an explosion. 8. Crowds in America often burst in spontaneous singing and dancing on the streets (although we dont advice joining in with anything in Afrikaans or Zulu). 9. Any lock can be picked with a hairpin - except when ure trying to rescue someone from a burning building, or uve been kidnapped by mutant hillbillies. 1O. A man will show no pain while taking a ferocious beating during a fight, but he will definitely wince when a woman dabs his wounds with a damp cloth. 11. All police investigations in America involve a visit to a strip club. In SA, its a shebeen in the depths of Soweto. 12. If u go to bed naked, ull wake up to find that ur sheets are positioned to reveal only ur most toned body parts and someone will have done ur makeup while u were sleeping. 13. When ure being chased by a serial killer, hell lose sight of u in a city street, but will find u in ur bathroom. 14. If u ever leave ur kids in the car, even for just 30 seconds, someone will steal the car, unaware there are passengers in the back, and everyone will have a very, very bad day. - Anonymous
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 17:15:09 +0000
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