14 Funny Laws With Twists... 1. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like…well…night. 5. Change is inevitable, exceptfrom a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the swordget shot by those who don’t. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytimeyou have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong. 9. It is said that if you line upall the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Dubai would be stupid enough to try to pass them. 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit inaboat all day day dreaming. 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. Your toes are a device forfinding furniture in the dark.
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