14 Idiotic Things Non-Vegetarians Say To Vegetarians In India: 1, “Kya? Tum Non-Veg nahi khaate?!?!” Wow. I just said Im a vegetarian. Did you figure that out all by yourself? 2. “But then from where do you get your proteins?” I dont. Really, I dont get any proteins at all. I might just drop dead in a minute or two. Just dont eat me, okay? 3. “Its cool, hang out with us and youll start eating meat.” Does the same principle apply to all things? Because Ive always wanted to fly. Maybe I should start hanging out with birds... 4. “Hum tere khaane mei bina bataye chicken mila denge!” And I will return the favor by mixing poison in yours. Yay! 5. “Why don’t you try some... gravy?” Shit. How did you know? How did you know that gravy would be my weakness? Now I cant help but eat a whole giraffe. 6. “Kabhi nahi khaya? Hows that possible?” I dont know ACP Pradyuman. Go figure. 7. “Ghar pe bhi koi nahi khaata?” No. Everyone at home is a pitiful creature whos missing out on the best things in life, like me. 8. “But what if you get married to a non-vegetarian. What then?” Well eat kisses and drink love. Oh, so romantic. 9. Aur kabhi abroad jaana pad gaya toh? Ill learn that countrys word for Leaf-Eater. 10. “Tumhara chicken toh paneer hai. LoL.” Your face is Paneer. Screw you. 11. You must eat eggs. Theyre kinda vegetarian only. Youre kinda stupid. How about that? 12. Jhoota bhi nahi khaate hoge? Well, after seeing you scarf down an entire goat by yourself, Im not very inclined to share the same plate with you. 13. Arey, iske birthday pe toh cake bhi eggless aayega. Dont worry about it. Ill get you a Tandoori Chicken flavored cake. 14. Tum toh ghaas-phoos khaate ho! Yes. Baaaa...Baaaa... MUST SHARE!!
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 11:53:42 +0000
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