14 random facts about me that you could care less about. 1- Before I was ever a pizza delivery driver a particular persons delivered a pizza to me . Later I delivered a pizza to that person who later I worked with as a fellow delivery driver at a pizza place. Convoluted? Lol 2- when I die my ashes are going to be put in an urn that has a window. And behind that window will be a picture of me banging to be let out of the urn. 3- when I die I want to have my ashes put into acrylic paint and have somebody paint portraits of me and I will give one to all of my friends and family members. Lol. 4- one day when I am healed, have a car again, and Im driving, Im going to roll up a carpet, put it in the back of my SUV, drive to Walmart or some heavily populated area at night, and open the trunk and commenced to beating the carpet with a tire iron saying I told you to shut up then close the trunk and drive off. 5- im not as scared as I used to be and that scares me. 6- I have had random strangers come up to me arbitrarily and even people I know tell me that I am a witch. Lol yes, this is true. I couldnt make that up. 7-Im fascinated by dreams. 8- no longer have birthdays, I have near-death experiences. 9- Im still waiting to wake up from this long Deranged dream some call reality. 10- about 10 years ago when I lived in Whitington I decided to drive around the block to look at something and since I lived in the country I went out in my T-shirt and did not put on pants. And of course this is the time that my car decided to break down on the main road. So I got a black trash bag out of the trunk and put it on like a skirt. This of course, was one of the few times someone actually stopped to ask me if I needed help. Go figure. 11- I like to hack my moms Facebook account and post strange things that she would never post. For example, I would post pictures related to Bob Ross and say things like I love bob Ross. She hates Bob Ross, by the way. 12- on occasion I will place a random note on someones car that says I am so sorry for putting the dent in your car, please feel free to contact my insurance company to have it fixed. I never leave my name or number and then Ill sit back from the distance and watch and see if they try to find a dent. 13- I used to always carry a really good pair of Billybob teeth in my car so I could put them in whenever I wanted too and mess with people. They were in my vehicle that got stolen. After my vehicle was stolen one of the first things I said was crap, my Billybob teeth were in there. 14- sometimes when and Im at the store with a friend or family member and if the isles are busy I will say in a loud voice something like honey, which hemorrhoid cream was that you said you needed? Or what do you mean I look really fat in these pants?
Posted on: Thu, 14 Nov 2013 20:35:20 +0000