#14021 I confess that I am butthurt. My asshole has been hurting so badly lately. All of a sudden one night I woke up feeling like I had to take a shit, and when sitting on the toilet I farted the most UNGODLY, terribly disgustingly loud farts. Nothing came out but diarrhea but it looked like dirt/sediment at the bottom of the toilet bowl, and when I wiped there was nothing but like, pinkishness and water (which I researched and is most likely mucus). Even the tiniest little turds hurt so badly coming out. Just flexing my asshole hurts, and its continued this for the past couple days. Only now there isnt as much blood. I need to go to the doctor, I know, but I cant until Monday because I have Student Blue and I dont feel like going to a Minute Clinic or something because I feel like there might be tons of bullshit and hoops to jump through to get the bills covered, so Im just waiting for the SHC to open on Monday. Sorry for being so blunt and graphic!
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 17:25:00 +0000
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