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17 years!! Thats what he and I are looking at today. Its gone fast. We both had food poisoning from Iplop (IHop) so today we are flopping around. Last night I was laying in bed and my stomach started sounding like a pigeons attacking an army of slugs. I trotted off to the crapper thinking that it was a fart best served on the pooper. Well, god help me, I farted and the entire meal I ate at IHOP fell into the bowl. It was a hard, weird ride. Finally, after I was able to settle, I went to sleep only to be woken by the same stomach noises as before. I ran to the bathroom in time to fart so loud into our houses plumbing that it echoed like a megaphone. It was the loudest fart and it was like an unearthly noise. I thought I had experienced every type of fart, but this was like four farts at once. It sounded like a walrus puking. Little did I know, the husband is suffering the same fate in the other bathroom. So Happy Anniversary? Heres some ginger ale. I love you honey.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Aug 2014 16:56:09 +0000

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