18 YEARS AND ABOVE 1.A girl scrolled through her guys phone and saw funny girls names saved in the contact list such as :: Rachael- Stingy, :: Gloria- Small breasts, . :: Mary-Long teeth, :: Tracy-Big ears and she was having fun laughing at all the names she saw. She decided to check out what her own number has been saved as, as she dialed her line, what she saw was Sandra-The mouth odour. She fainted..... 2.Akpors a begger with a signHelp,Im blind was at a corner begging for money. A man then decided to give him N500. As he called the beggar and was about to hand the money over, a gustof wind blew the money. Immediately, the beggar jumped up, chased the money, stepped onit and retrieved it.. the man said: Ah ah bros, you talk sey you blind na! akpors: Me, blind? Who tell you? Man: Na wetin the sign wey you hang for neck talk! akpors: *looking down at thesign said* Chei! Na blind dis artist write sha! But No be wetin I tell am oga, I say make im write deaf and dumb!! lolzzz Akpors is still in the hospital.... 3. I was coming home Saturday evening after a hectic day and found a small bag on the ground. I opened it and behold what I found inside; $20,000 dollars!! Fear first catch me, but I took the bag home and when i emptied It, I found some Documents, ID card, ATM card and an Iphone. I thought about throwing the sim away and keep the phone and also dispose the documents and keep the money. After a long thought, I decided to leave things as they were, hoping that the owner would call. Not long after a call came through on the Iphone, I picked and talked with the caller. Apparently it was the owner of the bag coz he named absolutely every content of the bag. We met afterwards and i handed him the bag. He offered me $2,000 dollars but I turned it down , he collected my number and i left. Yesterday he called me and offered me a job at Chevron worth 750,000 Naira per month, a 3 bedroom flat fully furnished, and a 2012 BMW X6. As I was smiling and testing the car my brother just slapped me and said Oya Oya Oya Wake up eba don ready. This is to inform you that new comedian has arrived on facebook. His name is calebsco, he is from Insidenaija, he can make you laugh for 3hours straight. I so much believe on him because he is funny more than all other comedians. This guy is a born comedian. Hahahahahahahaha. Am laughing because this new comedian jokes. You want to laugh abi? Oya like his page >> The new comedian dont scroll down yet, like his page to laugh away your sorrows, click on this blue link The new comedian pls like (y)
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 21:59:38 +0000