1AM boxing day. I awake to a farting noise and a very bad smell. - TopicsExpress



          

1AM boxing day. I awake to a farting noise and a very bad smell. Turn on the light and find that Bella has sharted diarrhoea all over our room. Step out into the hallway and discover that the trail of dalmatian chocolate continues through most of the house, including a splash on the new lounge (the leather was worth it). Spend an hour of quality time with Mel, scrubbing and mopping. Drove to Bunnings in the morning to hire a carpet cleaner. With great curiosity, inspected the contents of the bucket afterwards. Recalled principles of thickener operation and was not disappointed with underflow. Today had a wisdom tooth extracted after days of aching and consequential grumpiness. Came home and made a second pass with the carpet cleaner after feint whiffs of dog poop were smelled. An exciting holiday!
Posted on: Sat, 27 Dec 2014 11:50:20 +0000

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