2 hr layover in KC. I have posted my observations on this airport before. For those of you that missed them: The airport runway is dirt. Packed clay - and you must walk through mud to get to your next flight. The gates are all outside and the gate attendant looks kind of like Linus at his lemonade stand. There are no electronics here - they punch your boarding pass with a hole punch. There is a saloon between the gates and they only sell shots of whiskey out of a bottle with no label on it. There are no baggage trucks with the carts pulled behind. They use a train of pack mules. This is one of the reasons all layovers are a minimum of 2 hrs. The mens urinals are a giant hole in the ground. The diameter of this hole is large enough to accommodate 50 men peeing at the same time. And its very cold. I did manage to buy a meal close to the gate. It was wheat germ with sorghum poured on top. The gate agent punching my boarding pass is wearing an old straw cowboy hat and he has two teeth. One on top and one on bottom. He smiles real big and says welcome to flight BR 549! He is wearing overalls with no shirt and tucked into cowboy boots. He keeps saying: boy howdy! Its a mite cold out shea! More observations to come.
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 21:02:18 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015