20 rules for my unborn son. 1. Never shake a persons hand sitting down. 2. There are plenty of ways to enter the pool. The stairs are not one. 3. The man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king, fetch him beers 4. In a negotiation, never make the 1st offer. 5. Never cancel dinner plans by a text message. 6. Family over everything. 7. Dont get married before u can legally drink. 8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank. 9. Dont fill up with bread when u r hungry. 10. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 11. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look him in the eye. 12. Never let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 13. If you need music on the beach, u r missing the point. 14. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in ur back pocket is for u, the one in ur breast pocket is for her. 15. U marry the girl, u marry the whole family. 16. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath. 17. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 18. Be confident. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. 19. Dont show off. Impress. 20. Never engage in a debate abt Hip Hop, religion and politics. Nobody wins.
Posted on: Sun, 26 Oct 2014 07:37:13 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015