2015 is going to be my year, guys. Here is my list of resolutions. - TopicsExpress



          

2015 is going to be my year, guys. Here is my list of resolutions. Keep me honest, friends. 1. Be on a jury, preferably a Grand Jury. 2. Memorize all the words to the Chinese National Anthem. Sing them with gusto. 3. Paint a pretty picture. 4. Pick a side in the Israeli/Palestinian conflict. 5. Think about trigonometry. 6. Learn how to speak maritime flag language. I think this is called semaphore. 7. Stop hating babies. 8. Continue hating dogs, except old ones. 9. Grow an herb garden in my window sill, but I only want rosemary and basil. 10. Learn the difference between the International Order of the Elks and the Moose Lodge. Also the Lions and Kiwanis Clubs. I know what the Masonic Lodge is, so I dont need anyone to tell me about that. 11. Floss. 12. Acquire a discerning palate. 13. Trace my genealogy back to at least the 18th century. Find out if I qualify to join the Daughters of the American Revolution. 14. Figure out my blood type. With your help, I think I can do all these and make 2015 the best year yet.
Posted on: Wed, 31 Dec 2014 22:58:46 +0000

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