2054 HERALD HEADLINES: 1. Gumbura Out of Prison at 92 vows to make up for lost quality time with women 2. Mbuya Pokello, Elikems former wife Reunites with Former Boyfriend, Sekuru Stunner who has now 16 great great granchildren 3. Winky D Gets Lifetime Sungura Award 4. World Cup to be held in Zimbabwe, Trojan Mine stadium to host final 5. Zimbabwe Imposes Sanctions on U.S.A 6. 130-year-old Mugabe Wins Elections. 7. Tsvangirais son loses elections to Mugabe 8. Muzukuru Jukwa arrested for his grandfathers sins 9. Zimbabwe defeats Brazil 7-0 in World Cup final, coach Prophet Chiza gets knighted 10. Econet launches reusable ECONDOMs for Low-income families 11. Chinhoyi Diesel Nanga who once dropped out of school at Grade Seven now a lecturer at Havard University 12. Chinotimba graduates with a PHD in Maths, Economics and Sanctions Studies 13. Makandiwa now the leader of Johane Marange 14. Miracle baby resurrects as Miracle Grandfather, UFI members run for dear life 15. Tsvangirai voted Zanu PF national chairman, vows to crush MDC 16. Macheso releases gospel album, as his Zorai Butter Bible Church becomes biggest church in Zimbabwe 17. Britain pleads to Zimbabwe for financial assistance 18. Zanu PF Evicts last remaining black farmer to resettle whites in new land reform Programme 19. Emirates now flies to Dubai from Bocha Airport 20. 500 Americans are being denied Asylum in Zimbabwe daily. 21. Chiyangwa now a garden boy in Mahusekwa, 22. Wicknell Chivayo thanks well wishers who donated $2 to buy him bread. 23. Life expectancy in Zimbabwe reaches 107 years 24. Manchester Utd to Play Binga FC in Binga 25. Gringo refuses to be the new James Bond 26. Tsvangirai tells Britain to go to hell and hang. Vows Zimbabwe will never be a colony again. 27. ZBC to screen AFCON 1988 matches daily. 28. Prophet Angel now repairing bicycles 29. Mugrade Seven now the biggest newspaper in Africa. 30. Psychology Maziwisa remains behind bars over attempted coup on Mugabe 31. Zimbabweans the most Obese in the world 32. Underground train line extended from Mabvuku to Mbare 33. Pep Guardiola resigns as How Mine Coach 34. Sharuko fired by Zifa as secretary General 35. Air Zimbabwe offers free flights to all over 60s 36. Dembare win Division 4 league title 37. POSB bank opens branches in New York and London 38. War Vets apologize over their behaviour in the 90s and turn of new millenium 39. Rita Makarau now a mai MuDeacon 40. ZRP to train Police Officers from Germany, 41. Dzivarasekwa twins with Sydney 42. Obert Mpofu osona bhutsu kuMozambique
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 11:12:29 +0000
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