#21 So, i was trying to court this gal the ol fashion way(taking it slow) you know, trying to be chivalrous and all. Apparently that wasnt the road to el dorado because what do you know, it didnt go well. Im not going to say it was her fault, but im 100% sure it wasnt mine, but nonetheless i digress. Fast forward and here i am, a week or so before school,just mousing around what do i stumble across? a mini party where apparently this old b-word lay claim. I struck gold, i tried to find the bathroom and stumbled across her room. I knew it was hers because she had a particular object that was unique so i put 2 and 2 together and the math checked out. The stage is set to get back at her for all her wenchey-ness. What was my brilliant idea? subtly after much thought i ended up jerkin the gherkin on the floor of one of the rooms(besides my hand and my meatsword i had no other resources). I didnt want to ruin or touch her stuff because im not a monster. those of you wenches who think it is you feel free to black light your rooms. I wish the winner of this prestigious sweepstakes the best of luck in future endeavors.
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 23:17:12 +0000
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