23 years... and 9 months ago. A condom snapped, and propelled the perfect sperm on a crash course with destiny, that sperm never made it. And was replaced by a 2nd string sperm with a misshaped head and personality equivalent to a dry piece of toast. I met Jake Walters forever ago. It was such a momentous occasion that I didnt even bother to remember it. Jake had it rough as a kid, he would get pelted by food in the cafeteria and would run in shame with his tray to the bathroom. Farting with every step. But luckily I took him under my wing and showed him the ropes. I even gave him my leftovers and he made a respectable woman out of her Katie Anne Higgin fear not my queen. I shall free you from the Hamburgler. ( Im talking of course to you Jake.) Happy birthday beetch, wish I was there to burn Btown down with ye.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Oct 2013 20:33:03 +0000
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